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« on: February 01, 2011, 03:40:50 PM » |
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...is now your weapon for the upcoming zombie apocalypse! How will you fare against the brain munchers?
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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2011, 06:24:14 PM » |
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...is my laptop, capable of distracting zombies with a rotating brain screensaver for as long as it takes them to chew through the screen or stumble over the power cord.
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2011, 05:26:43 AM » |
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...is my space heater, keeping me warm in this Snowpocolypse prelude to the zombiepocolypse.
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"See, the thing is, everything everyone tells you is a lie. The truth is always bigger than the words we use to describe it."
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2011, 05:37:22 AM » |
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Is my second monitor, allowing me greater vision when the zombies approach! I'm capable of shooting zombies while simultaneously communicating on Pidgin to warn my fellow sentient human beibraaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssss
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2011, 08:30:31 AM » |
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Wow. Okay, so, there is a wall that's part of the closet to the right of my computer, and behind that wall is about 20 pounds of shotgun shells. But no shotgun. (it's in the safe.)  I guess this... water bottle will have to do.
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Kickin' it like Kwai Chang Caine
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2011, 02:14:47 PM » |
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...at least I won't be hungry while I run 20 feet for my pretty junky yet functional wakazashi that I'm restoring to be a costume piece, as the object to my direct right is my turkey bacon club. :-/
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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2011, 04:14:55 PM » |
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i'll trade you some shotgun shells for that sandwich
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2011, 05:07:35 PM » |
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Cigarettes (w/ lighter) They won't let us keep service pistols in our rooms.  Though, if I could get to the armory...
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2011, 07:34:49 PM » |
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*Looks right* I've got a lamp.
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« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2011, 03:28:38 AM » |
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...drug paraphernalia. I'll die happy?
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Teo McDohl
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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2011, 05:04:07 AM » |
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Unless you have a bad trip and start seeing things, like zombies.
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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2011, 08:08:49 AM » |
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So far it seems the most prepared is Seraph. With a lamp.
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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2011, 03:17:07 PM » |
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to my direct right is my sony tower speaker, but if i go about 7 feet to the left i have my longbow
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All has now been broken / on streets i dare not walk / freedom is an illusion / I build my fences high / if there was something out there / i've learned not to expect / there's a hundred million reasons / not to care
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« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2011, 07:21:30 PM » |
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I shall smite them with mass storage! 
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« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2011, 03:24:11 AM » |
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to my direct right is my sony tower speaker, but if i go about 7 feet to the left i have my longbow
Unfortunately, you cannot fire tower speakers from your longbow, so you will die with the rest of us. Deus...that looks like a toaster for hard drives. :-P
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