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« on: February 01, 2011, 03:40:50 PM »

...is now your weapon for the upcoming zombie apocalypse!  How will you fare against the brain munchers?
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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2011, 06:24:14 PM »

...is my laptop, capable of distracting zombies with a rotating brain screensaver for as long as it takes them to chew through the screen or stumble over the power cord.
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2011, 05:26:43 AM »

...is my space heater, keeping me warm in this Snowpocolypse prelude to the zombiepocolypse.
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2011, 05:37:22 AM »

Is my second monitor, allowing me greater vision when the zombies approach!  I'm capable of shooting zombies while simultaneously communicating on Pidgin to warn my fellow sentient human beibraaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssss
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2011, 08:30:31 AM »

Wow.  Okay, so, there is a wall that's part of the closet to the right of my computer, and behind that wall is about 20 pounds of shotgun shells.  But no shotgun.  (it's in the safe.)

Sad

I guess this... water bottle will have to do.
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2011, 02:14:47 PM »

...at least I won't be hungry while I run 20 feet for my pretty junky yet functional wakazashi that I'm restoring to be a costume piece, as the object to my direct right is my turkey bacon club.  :-/
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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2011, 04:14:55 PM »

i'll trade you some shotgun shells for that sandwich
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2011, 05:07:35 PM »

Cigarettes (w/ lighter)

They won't let us keep service pistols in our rooms.  Sad

Though, if I could get to the armory...
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2011, 07:34:49 PM »

*Looks right*  I've got a lamp.
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« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2011, 03:28:38 AM »

...drug paraphernalia. I'll die happy?
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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2011, 05:04:07 AM »

Unless you have a bad trip and start seeing things, like zombies.
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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2011, 08:08:49 AM »

So far it seems the most prepared is Seraph.  With a lamp.

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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2011, 03:17:07 PM »

to my direct right is my sony tower speaker, but if i go about 7 feet to the left i have my longbow
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« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2011, 07:21:30 PM »

I shall smite them with mass storage!
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« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2011, 03:24:11 AM »

to my direct right is my sony tower speaker, but if i go about 7 feet to the left i have my longbow

Unfortunately, you cannot fire tower speakers from your longbow, so you will die with the rest of us.

Deus...that looks like a toaster for hard drives.  :-P
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