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« on: August 26, 2009, 03:09:48 AM »
I got the idea from a web"comic" I was reading, the author had a very nice, inspirational, horribly dirty fortune cookie fortune.  I just had to share it here.  Come up with more great inspirational fortunes if you want.

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The hot jizz of misfortune splashes harmlessly on a face of resolve.
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 07:37:55 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 07:49:27 AM »
True story, fortune cookie opened by my brother in law:

"You will buy new pants."

Inspiration!
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2009, 01:09:02 AM »
Quote from: Teo McDohl on September 09, 2009, 07:49:27 AM
True story, fortune cookie opened by my brother in law:

"You will buy new pants."

Inspiration!

Aahahaha, that's awesome. Did he?
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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2009, 04:44:28 AM »
Quote from: Vynn Voranno on September 13, 2009, 01:09:02 AM
Quote from: Teo McDohl on September 09, 2009, 07:49:27 AM
True story, fortune cookie opened by my brother in law:

"You will buy new pants."

Inspiration!

Aahahaha, that's awesome. Did he?

I imagine he will, if has not by now.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 02:08:08 PM »


Just dumping this image here so I can find it easily tomorrow.  *smoke bomb*
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2009, 01:18:31 AM »
I saved a fortune that says, "Digital circuits are made from analog parts".

I frequently ponder the meaning.
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2009, 11:58:50 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2009, 03:04:55 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2009, 01:11:25 AM »
Phantom is my guild leader.  :S
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